The Big One or: Five. Oh!
Salutations™!! So, here we are. Fifty. Five. Oh. 5. 0. 49+1 and all that. On this day, at 636a 50 years ago, I was unleashed on the world. Half a century old, I am. Wow. I am happy. I am healthy (as far as I know). I am in love with beautiful woman. I have…