Okay, look. I’m not going to lie. I am not ashamed to say it but I am a HUGE fan of “Weird Al” Yankovic. Today is the 35th anniversary of his Dare To Be Stupid album. It is one of my favorite albums from him and it contains what is my absolute favorite song from Al. I didn’t go looking for a cover to ruin it. It’s just here from the man himself.
Until tomorrow, don’t rip out your intestines with a fork…
Oh, can’t you see what I’m tryin’ to say, darlin’, I’d rather have my blood sucked out by leeches, shove an ice pick under a toenail or two, I’d rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue than spend… one more minute… with you.” – “One More Minute” (Yankovic)